Friday, October 29, 2010

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                                   தங்லிஷ் sms [ tamil sms in english font]                                                              
Today ayudha POOJA. so unga cella open panni
batterya kalati   soap pottu kaluvi, sim cardla
kungumam vaitchutu Sollunga. GOVINDA  GOVINDA. GOVINDA... 

Vidiyum varai thoonguvathu thookam illai...!
    Unnal mudiyum varai thoonguvathu than
    thookam...!
    so sleep well.Gud nt sweet dreams.

    Ethavathu
      Message
      Anupalam-nu
      Nenachena
      Enna
      Anupanum-nu
      Theriyala..
      So
      Nan
      Ennaye
      Anupuren..
      " N "
      Pathirama
      Vechikonga
      Glitter Graphics



      Neruppin maruppeyar "THEE"
        Azhagin maruppeyar
        "NEE"...
        Sirippa paaru naalaiku veara joke solrean.. Sariya.

        Oru naalaiku oru joke than...gud mrng
          

        Top 5Funny Shops:
           5.kalaignar Hair Dreses.
           4.Sri Namitha Textile.
           3.Govinda Finance.
           2.Jayalalitha Fitness Centre.
           1.Vijay beauty parlour...

        Alagai Patri kavithai elutha
        Sonnargal....
        Nan unai Patri
        Yeluthinen.....
        Adi Pinnitaanga...!

        Punch solli romba naalu aachu:-
        Water mela boat pona "ullasam"....!Aana boat mela 
        water pona"kailasam"....!
        Cooool....

           

        KANDHASAMY SONG REMIX:
        "thala vali
        Vayithu vali
        Moottuvali
        Kai vali
        Kaal vali
        Nenju vali
        Iduppu vali
        Kazhuthu vali
        Pallu vali
        Joram
        Sali
        Irumal
        Thummal

        Man: Unga Padam Release aana Engaluku Nalla Collection Sir.
        Ajith:Entha Theatre Owner Neenga? Man:Neenga
        Vera Naan "AMURTHANJAN" Company Owner!
        Ajith:????

        Kuraikkira Naayi Kadikkaadhu.!
        Yean Theriyumaa.?
        romba yosikkaadhey
        Rendu velaiyaiyum
        Orey nearathula
        adhaala seiyya mudiyaadhilla adhaan.

               


        T.R punch :
        Naama adicha
        athu mottai,
        athuva vilundha
        athu sottai..
        Elephant mela naama ukkandha savari,
        elephant namma mela ukkandha oppari...

        Thursday, October 28, 2010

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        Wednesday, October 27, 2010

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        Kutty monkey:
        Amma,amma nama yen ivlavu asingama irukrom?
        Mummy monkey:
        Don t worry chellam!
        Intha sms padikra monkey vida nee alaga than iruka...

        TAMIL
        En Uyir
        Moochu...!
        TAMIL
        En Thaai
        Mozhi...!
        TAMIL
        IllaMal
        Nan Illai....!
        By
        "ENGLISH" sms
        Vanthal Padika
        Theriyamal
        Delete Pannuvor
        Sangam...!

        Valkayil ella naalum oray madhiri irukuma...???
        444444444444444444444444444444444444444
        Nalla paathuko
        Ella 'naalu'm oray madhiri irukka ......

        /),,/)( ' ; ' ) Enna

        (,,)-(,,)
        /),,/)( '; ' ) Look'ku
        (,,)-(,,)
        /),,/)
        ( ' ;' ) Time Aachu
        (,,)(,,) enthiru.good morning have a funny day


        Kuyila pudichi koondil adachi koova sollura ulagam
        "VIJAY"a pudichi
        kasa koduthu
        nadika sollura ulagam.
        Athu epadi nadikum aya,
        padam epadi oodum aya?
        Oo Oo Oo




        1 gud news 1 bad news Gud news: Big Bazar la 1kg tomato vangina oru NOKIA N96 free..Badnews:1 kg tomato RS 39,999/-only. Rush Now:-)




        Sardar buy a new pressure cooker&nextday he returns it Shopkpr:y r u returning it? Sardar : veetle vayasu ponnu irukku... Idhu istatuku 'whisil' adikidhu...




        Do u know which district in our state has largest library ?
        Therinja mattum pogava pooroam poi velaiaa paru..



        "FRIENDS" Enbadhu...... enbadhu........ enbadhu........
        Vijay surya vedivel deviyani matrum palar naditha tamil padam ok va



        Tamil Heroes forthcoming movies.... 
        Vijay: vettaikaran, kuppaikaran, pichaikaran...
        Ajith: A gun , B gun , C gun 
        Surya: ayan, washing machine, tv, fridge... 
        Danush: padikadhavan, padipu yeradavan, arrear vachavan...
        Jeeva: Sms, mms, missed cal...
        Vijayakanth: mariyadhai, olukam, kadamai, nermai... 
        Vishal:satyam, inox , abirami , devi...
        Simbu: kaalai, erumamadu, pasu madu
        Maddy:guru en aalu, usha un aalu, kavitha yar aalu?



        Dhinam Oru Kural Padikanum.! Indraiya Kural: "Miyav" "Miyav" Idhu Poonai-in Kural.! Naalaikku veru oru Kuralai solren. Ok va.!




        Tuesday, October 26, 2010

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        Family joke, Father: Dei Naangalam padikkum pothu 12 kilometer Nadanthe poi Paditchom. Son: Appo Ungalukkum padippukkum romba thooram nu sollunga.



        Gandhi married at the age 13. Nehru married at the age 14. Bharathi married at the age 7. ippa than puriyutha nama per yen innum history'la varalainu



        veg: Thakka-Lee Fruit: Pappa-Lee Furniture: Narka-Lee Fear: Perucha-Lee Disease: Thalava-Lee Breakfast: Id-Lee Festvl: Diwa-Lee Cricket: Bret-Lee Film: Va-Lee Animal: Pal-Lee Friend: you (Koma-Lee) I am ARIVA-Lee Message anupalana nee Ga-lee.



        Tamil Teacher : "Suriyan merke maraium" Ithu irantha kalama,Nigal kalama, Ethirkalama...? Last bench student :Adi siruki mavala,athu Saingalam di..!



        Wife: Yenga Namakku marriage panni Vaicha iyyar setthupoyttaram.. Husband: Senja pavam summa Viduma?!!:-P



        MAN 1: Naan pirandhadhu Chennai la, but padichadhu Mumbai la. MAN 2: Appo school poga romba neram aagiyirukumae! MAN :!?!?!..



        GOVT plans new punishments... 1.SMALL THEFT: showing vijay FACE 2.ROBBERY: vijay movie trailers 4.MURDER: vijay full movie 5:TERRORISM : All vijay films Machi



        "Asin" Anga Vanthala? Varalaya? Onumilla Sambarla Yendi Uppu Podalanu Ketten Udane Kochukitu Anna Vittuku Porenu Killambita. Vantha Anupi vai



        Pala aiyaram varudam agumam oru VAIRAM uruvaga. Appadi irukka Nee mattum eppadi 10 mathathil.. Control urself.. Free Msg'na ipdi comedy vara than seyeum.

        Monday, October 25, 2010

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        Osama Binladen ku "BAYAM" na Ennanae Theriyathu Why? Yen na.. Osama Binladen ku Tamil Theriyathu.
        AyYoo! AyYoo! Orey tamasu.. ..



        Oru chinna advice . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Cella ippadi amukka kudathu. Repair ayidum. OK.?



        Oru Super Love Story sollava? Keela Vaanga., Molachu 3 elai vidala Love Story kekutha?
        Pichiduven! Po poi "CHUTTI TV"paru.enna looku......



        Boy:Unnai oru murai parthatharke en kanngal valikkirathae..!Un paarvai enna minnala? Girl:Ada moothevi, enakku, "MADRAS EYE"da looseu.......



        Super Punch: Athigama ?Makeup? podura ponnum.. Romba nala tea kadaila thongra ?BANNUM? nalla irundhatha sarithirame illay



        Dr: Yean pa.. Shock adikumnu Therinjum Current wire la Veral vacha? Arivu iruka? Sardar:"Kattai"Viral thaney, Shock Adikadhunu Ninachen..!!!



        Oru Kanjan Veedu Erinju Pochu. POLICE: Dai Veedu Eriyara Varaikum enna Pannina? KANJAN:Fire Service'ku Missed call Koduthuttu Irunthen...



        Dad: maattuku pullu vaippa Son: appo 240+60 rupa kuduppa Dad: yenda Son: mattuku pullu vaicha kannukuttiku quarter aavathu vaikanumulla Dad :???....



        nadodigal padam dialogue; " Nanbanin Nanban Yenakum Nanbaney " So Introduce All ur girl Friends. Athu Mattum Seiya Mattengaley?

        Ayya parunga amma parunga anna parunga Akka parunga ellorum parunga mayam ille manthiram ille oru kutti kurangu enna alaga sms padikuthu.Ayo sirikuthu paarunga

        Sunday, October 24, 2010

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        Teacher: Enda antha ponnoda virala kadicha? LKG STUDENT: Neegathan ladysfinger sapita memory power athigam agumnu sonninga....by lkg terrors....



        Uyir iladha Malarai kuda nam nesikirom, Aanal namakaga uyiraye kodupavargalai mattum nesika yen yosikirom? So love, chicken, mutton & fish!... .......



        REMIX: Unnale unnale taskmarku sendrene. Un munne unmunne bothayil nindrene. Oru sottu rummum nee. oru sottu beerum nee. Thalaikerum kikkum nee yasithene.



        Thrill story. one day mid-night, A Sardar walking in the forest with "soap" Do you know why? HAMAM iruka bayam yen? Don't cry..



        Tamil sir: Tamil mozhiya vida sirantha mozhi edhu? Stu 1: Unga ponnu Thenmozhi thaan sir.! stu2:Avan thappa solran unga wife kanimozhi sir... Sir:?!?...



        Pepsi-ku"Madhavan" Coke-ku "vijay" Mirinda-ku ''Asin'' Fanta-ku "Trisha" Don't worry kandippa Panneersoda-ku "NEENGATHAN"..



        MANASU IRUNTHA SMS ANUPPUNGA! ANBU IRUNTHA PICTURE MESSAGE ANUPPUNGA! KASU IRUNTHA CALL PANNUNGA! EIIAM IRUNDHA UNGA CELLA COURIERLLA ANUPUNGA.



        Aiyiyo... Pochu.. pochu.. pochu.. pochu.. Pochu pochu pochu Irutti POCHU.! ThoongungaThoongunga. Illana Vidinjirum



        Hello nethu yen "good night" anuppala..? ennaala thoongave mudiyala.. Innaiku atleast oru "All0ut" aavadhu anuppunga? Kosu thollai thaanga mudiyala. Good night



        Neeyum Naanum Ulagileye Best Friends Naan Viral Ne Nagam Naan Kadal Ne Meen Naan Nila Ne Vaanam Naan Maram Ne Korangu.
        Ok ok Keela erangu.